This particular whore story starts on a Friday night. My home girl and I were bored and were looking for something to get into. My home girl decides to call one of her dudes to see what was up. This guy was a freak she had told me about all of the freaky thing that they did from time to time. He had a homeboy over and we decided to go over to his house to kick it. When we get to his place he apparently wanted to set a mood. This man had jazz playing and low lights with candles lit. I guess he knew that he was getting a piece of ass this evening. Although my friend had told me how nice looking this man was I don't think that her words gave him any justice. Not only was he nice looking his body was rock hard as well. Dude was fine! He introduces me to his friend. He was very nice looking as well. He told me that he was a model. He had the looks of a model as well. He had smooth beautiful dark chocolate skin. He had to stand at least 6'4. You know, he had a basketball player build. He was tall and lanky with big feet. You know what they say about them. *wink* By now you should know that I love a tall man.
We sat around talking and drinking a few cocktails for a while when my friend's dude wanted to do some body shots. Alcohol has a way of making me horny. As far as I am concerned there isn't a better aphrodisiac on the planet. So he started with the body shots. He would run his long giraffe tongue up my friend's neck then sprinkle her with the salt. Watching this was turning me on. It was getting us all hot and bothered. The next thing I know his homeboy has me hemmed up against the wall pouring Champagne down my neck and sucking it off. That is my spot! There is a muscle in your neck that will tighten and protrude when you tilt your head from left to right. I guess my moans were letting him know just how much I enjoyed this. I had on a little tight black mini skirt and some knee boots. He got down on his knees before me and started licking my thighs. He lifted one of my legs over his shoulder and looked up at me and smiled when he noticed that I didn't have on any panties. He bit the inside of my thigh that made my kitty jump. With all of this going on I had forgotten that my home girl and her dude was still in the living room with us. I told him that we needed to be alone and he led me into his friends bedroom.
He laid me down on the bed and began licking and biting my legs. He would start at my ankles and make he way up to the inside of my thighs. He had me so turned on at this point that I was gyrating to the music being played in the living room. I was moaning and wishing that he would quit teasing me and just dive in. So he started to eat my pussy and up until this point I didn't know that anyone ever going down on you could be bad. I mean I was laying there and it was the weirdest feeling like he didn't know where or what to do with the clitoris. I lift his head out of my lap deciding that no head is better then bad. Then he started to finger me when I stopped him from doing that as well. It felt like he was trying to send out a message using Morse code in Miss Kitty. I sat up in the bed and asked him if he had a condom. I was ready to just cut to the chase. I figured that since nothing else was popping he was going to punish me with the dick. He said that he did but he wanted me to kiss it first. Kiss it? What the hell did that mean? I am always amused by the way a man will ask for a blow job. So he gets undressed and that is when my mouth dropped open. I mean how could this be? He had the smallest dick that I have ever seen? I mean he had all of the signs of having a monster! Sadly that was not the case. He couldn't believe that I wasn't going to give him a blow job. I just couldn't do it. I remembered something that Adele Givens said. She told a heckler in the crowd that her sucking his little dick would be like giving a whale a tick tack. The look on his face was priceless. Shit I didn't know him. I mean I have a big ass mouth and the lips to go with it. While I don't have a problem sucking dick there was no way that I was putting that little thing in my mouth.
Now this was the straw that broke the camels back. He is sitting there looking all dejected when he starts to put on the condom. How about the fucking condom doesn't even fit. Well it must be that he can't get hard because I won't kiss it. WRONG! It's hard. This man is looking at his little dick like he is surprised too! His dick was no bigger then a hi-lighter. I am talking length and width. Why in the hell would his little dick ass have some magnum condoms for a baby dick? I don't know if he got the condom from his homeboy or what but this shit here was some bullshit! So I sit up. I look at him. I look down at his puny little munchkin dick and shake my head. It took everything in me to not just throw my head back and have a good belly laugh at his expense. I swing my legs over the side of the bed and pull my skirt down. I guess it was when I stood up to get my boots on that he actually realized that there wasn't going to be shit popping off. Now why this man had to say anything to me is beyond me. I just wanted to get the hell out of there before I busted up laughing. He says to me.
"What do you want me to do with this?"
Shaking his little dick as he said it. I mean he couldn't have been that drunk. I mean he had this little dick his entire life. I don't know if men look at each other when they are standing at a urinal, but he had to have seen more then his dick in his lifetime. He had to see at least one porno surly. This man had to know that his shit just didn't measure up. I guess he thought that him shaking his pecker at me was going to entice me in some way. (lmao) NOT!! I mean seriously how could he think that I was going to let him fuck me with a condom that was clearly too big. I tell him in the most un-sarcastic tone that I could muster that, I didn't know what he was going to do with it but that I was leaving. I walked out of the room and that was that.
In the living room there was a full blown porno going on. Now I knew without a doubt where the condom came from. Ol boy was packing! My girl and this dude are going at it. I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. There was no way in hell I was going back into the room with the myth buster's little dick ass. So I sit on the couch. My intention wasn't to sit there and see them two going at it, but it was like a train wreck I just couldn't look away. I was kinda hating too wishing that it was me he was taking advantage of. They didn't even know that I was sitting there until they were done. My girl asked me if everything was OK I shook my head. I didn't want to put "the model" on blast in front of his boy. I told her that I would tell her later. She wouldn't let it go. I told her that I was alright. She asked if I had had fun and I told her no. She said that it definitely sounded like it. I told her that I could have won an academy award for my performance.
She hurried us out of the house because she thought that the guy had mistreated me in some way. On the ride home my girl almost had to pull the car over we were laughing so hard at that dude. When I told her about the condom fiasco and how I just got up and pulled down my skirt and walked out of the room. Both had tears running down our face. For those of you reading this that thought that all black men have big dicks trust me it's a myth. I just wish that I didn't have to find out the hard way.
~The End~
0 comments:
Post a Comment